Queens Head FC 2009/2010
Derby Taverners League Inter 1, Belper, England

Kick off with Queens going uphill.

6 minutes First action sees a claim by Bespoke (or BeeSpock as they call it?!) for handball. No chance.

7 Sam has a strike at goal

9 GOAL! For BeeSpock, #9. Somewhat against the run of play but a well taken strike anyway.

10 Jamie’s had enough already or at least his calf has and Marshall comes on for him.

14 Needless corner given.

16 Queens seem to be giving them to much room and respect and they shoot but it’s well over

23 BeeSpock are offside

24 Their keeper fluffs his lines but we’ve got no-one near to take advantage but we get a free-kick that Whitey hits the wall with, ouch. Follow up shot hits the side netting.

25 More pressure from Queens follows and results in a corner. A melee in the box occurs leading to a Queens throw in. A Rory Delap style special from Marshall is cleared.

27 Another shot from Sam, missed. Play resumes and the Ref gives a free-kick for handball. He guessed this one as his back was to the play and he blew ‘cos the crowd (of 11), said so. Sporting play by Queens though as they give the ball back (deliberately this time) to BeeSpock.

29 Yet more lip given out by BeeSpock’s number 14, bit of a plonker if you ask me.

31 Chance shot from their #8 allows Richo to save at the expense of a corner.

32 More BeeSpock pressure but only results in a goal kick.

33 Joe has a go with a cross-cum-shot. Keeper parries but again there’s no Queens player within 10 metres of the ball.

35 BeeSpock goal for #9 again. They just walked through our defence. Again, goal against the run of play. Nil 2.

36 BeeSpock score again as their #16 got past 5 of our players without so much as a nudge. Nil 3

38 More pressure from BeeSpock as they win a corner and then shoot over the bar.

41 Sam is down. Fair play from Bespoke follows.

43 Pressure from Queens leads to a corner. Dan sends it in deep and it’s cleared. Another Delap throw form Marshall is eventually cleared by BeeSpock from within the 6 yards box. Chance gone.

44 Fortunate free-kick to BeeSpock results in a goal kick.

Second half, no changes from either side.

1 minute Shot from Joe, best chance of this half, then straightaway another chance for Queens.

3 BeeSpock’s Scotch captain is complaining again, a real whiner this one. This time it was about Whitey’s challenge. Heaven knows why. Anyway, Ref gives them a free kick which goes for a corner.

5 Goal for #9 (or was it 11?) from the corner. Nil 4.

7 Pressure from Queens leads to a corner, cleared but goes for a throw in.

8 Sam is down injured, he moves off the pitch and Queens are down to 10 men.

11 Sam rejoins.

13 Fabulous breakaway goal by Joe Wheeler. Goal of the game! 1 – 4. We’re back in it. And Fulham will win the premier league.

15 Skyward shot by BeeSpock. They’re rattled.

17 Queens win another corner. Close! Only a goal-line clearance saved BeeSpock then. Subs for both sides. Rosco comes on for Ned.

20 BeeSpock are copying us with the long throws. This one goes for a corner and then a goal kick.

21 Another goal for BeeSpock. 1-5. Simple for #11

23 Weak refereeing. The players are trying to guess what’s going on as the man-in-black hasn’t a clue. A BeeSpock player looks like he needs 999 he went down so heavily. Oh no, he’s up again – straight after the Ref tells him he’s won his freekick.

26 Pressure from Queens, Wheeler has a shot – goalie saves at the expense of a corner. Corner goes to Whiteys head, cleared off the line once more. Another corner. This time it’s wasted.

27 Sub needed. This time for the Ref! Must have realised what a bad game he was having and thought he’d sub himself. Houdini comes on as a stand-in Ref.

30 BeeSpock’s # 14 gets in on the act and scores their sixth. 1-6. This is not good.

31 BeeSpock throw in. Then another, then another.

35 Free-kick awarded to Queens. Looked a bit generous by the stand-in Ref. BeeSpock surround him, arguing, led by their resident whinger. Burman booms it over the bar.

36 Another chance falls to Burman. Should have passed.

37 Getting feisty between Marshall and #8. Handbags.

38 BeeSpock keeper is finally called into action and saves at feet.

40 Queens sub with Reithy on for Whitey. Big boots to fill.

42 Stand-in Ref awards the throw in the opposite way that most people thought it should be.

43 Great shot from Sam, hit the post but the rebound is put in by Gaz.

44 BeeSpock score again. Looked like #7 got it. 2-7

45 Free kick for Queens. Just over from Sam.

Final whistle.

A drubbing for the home side although the final score was very flattering for BeeSpock.