SNIFFIN BUT KICKIN 5 vs 0 Match points

Match 2 – Season 2, Division 4 Final Score: 3-1 loss on the pitch… but on paper it’s a 5-0 Lads, Another classic. We got beaten 3-1 in the actual game but because it was a friendly the official result is a clean 5-0 win. We’ll take the free points and pretend the other bit never happened. Honest Assessment Most of us were properly shattered. Manager Tegan’s birthday party thew days before and no one had recovered. Half the squad were away on holiday as well, so the energy levels were rock bottom. No one’s heart was really in it. We did okay for a hungover, half-strength team, but it never felt like we were going to run away with it. Standouts • Edwin – Scored a proper belter. One of those goals that temporarily makes you forget how rough everyone feels. • Lucas – Was good. Nearly had one or two himself. Only downfall was falling flat on his arse in the first 30 seconds. • Hayden – Moving like prime Tyler Best at a primary school sports day. Absolutely nothing got past him. Solid as a rock. The Opposition They were alright. Strange choice of kit though — the whole lot of them turned up in chino shorts. Looked like they’d either got lost on the way to a gay bar or genuinely thought they were coming to play golf. Summary Hungover team, half the lads missing, birthday recovery still ongoing, Lucas on the floor after half a minute, Edwin scoring a belter, Hayden being a brick wall, and a 3-1 loss that magically becomes a 5-0 on paper. Proper Sniffers stuff. Next time we’ll try turn up with legs that actually work. Sniffing But Kickin’ Media Team Still sniffing, still hungover, still collecting free wins ???