(Bill) - Why do you think you had success today compared to other cup games ? - (Moorinho) To be honest I think all goes down to myself. I made the right change at the right time , just proving the point that the special one is indeed the "Special One". We started the game well enough , but we gave the ball away still too much. We were sloppy and lost our shape thus giving the opposition a chance to score, which they did. We held our own for long periods , and then the madness started with the sending off for the bad tackle on Arran Doyle.
(Bill) - Did you think the sending off change the game ? - (Moorinho) Not really , I always knew , I would come to the fore and win the game for the lads. I had a feeling they would have a player sent off, But did not expect the tackle and the sending off so early.
(Bill) - Tell me this , did you think of changing tactics and formation when it happened? -(Moorinho) I am not going to answer that question, the special one does reveal his secrets.
(Billl) - But going forward , you were struggling to take advantage of the extra man -(Moorinho) Listen Bill, if you are going to poke holes in my tactics and formation , we can stop this interview now.
(Bill) - Okey Dokey
(Bill) - What were your thoughts at half time ? -(Moorinho) Well I felt , we had proved we could win the game, The players were trying hard , I felt if we kept our shape and played football , we would easily get back into the game.
(Bill) - What did you think of the opposition play ? - (Moorinho) Not much, they had one or two decent players , but that was it. To be honest they were lucky to only have one player sent off at the time - Its was no shock when the other player was sent off.
(Bill) - Do you think the ref , was easy going today ? -(Moorinho) Look Bill , Im ot going to discuss the ref, This interview is about ME and team winning today. We would have won with nearly any ref today.
(Bill) - Okey Dokey
(Bill) - So you decided to change in the second half , Why and what was the plan ? -(Moorinho) Well Bill thats two questions , and the first answer does not bear thinking about , are you seriously asking why we changed ??? - To WIN the game. Can we stick to proper questions and not drivvle from yourself , why do RTE keep you on the payroll.
(Bill) - Well , I am sorry if I offended - (Moorinho) Bill you are a twat
(Bill) - Okey Dokey - - (Morinho) "Donkey more like".
(Bill) - Well lets get back to the interview -(Moorinho) Thanks be to God
(Bill) - So you made the change , can you talk us through it ? - (Moorinho) Yes I told Matt to warm up , explained to him that the oposition were playing 3 at the back , So now was the time to pull them apart. I called the ref and made the change , the rest is HIStory so to speak - The special one shows his true worth again.
(Bill) - So in summary , what was your overall view ? - (Moorinho) Well Matt came on set up the first goal for Bonyo and then scored the winner himself. I was impressed with our back line , they held a high line the 2nd half. Bit dissapointed with our wastefullness in front of goal. Also felt we started to treat the last 10mins has a joke. We need to put teams down , when we are on top. Some players need to stop playing FIFA and Watching Premier League - These players need to watch more grass root games (i.E. League of Ireland)
(Bill) - League of Ireland , but thats shite -(Moorinho) Now Bill, thats not nice thing to say.
(Bill) - Okey Dokey.
p.s. On the way home Cian Eastwood missed the turn fro Celbridge and we ended up in Blachardstown - The "Special One" ended the interview.
