Away friendly match played on 30 April 2022.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM

Game Hii wknd ili tu peleka narok, tuka kule mbuzi ya 2500/- yenye tuli elezwa. Mbuzi Ina itwa Bosco, As usual, morale ilikuwa uptop, ma fans kibao, turn out amazing considering tulikuwa away, convoy ili fuatana kutoka Nairobi, good timing though kick off ili delay kidogo, ju Gari zilikuwa na ma cuzo lazima wange chapa make up kabla yaku chomoka Nai. Kawaida Ones alikuwa na no.1 fan wake, but hii roundi, ilibidi abuy vitu zaku dish anaeza tamka, So kila mtu ako narok stadium, ma selfie kibao, watu washa change and ready for warm up, Ragnick(mnyeshez) aka panga squad, Ones clean sheet pale kwa post, 4,5 kawaida Lenny Kanono na Steve. Sijui plan ya wairi ilikuwa what na zile blunder Huyo jamaa mnono alifanya friday, zina faa ku ingia bloopers direct. Gitau right back, Ras left back, mkamba, hapo mid waki guza na bena mtu wa negative football(Kujia dimba). As he says, Brian pale left, Erico pale right, sisqo pale ten, Zlatan pale 9, ali watch game ya real aka ona Benz yu funga ma bao na bandage kwa mkono Akasema a jaribu hio swag kama ita work. Opponents wako tayari, wame chapa warm up moto ya over 1 hr hadi waka tu shake kiasi. Kick off mara that that. Touches mbili tatu Bado hatuja warm poa, kijana flani opponent alikuwa ana itwa aguero, Alifanya hio defense iwarm by force. Runs behind the defense kibao. Lenny aka loose five kgs pap, after 2runs. We finally got into the game and started stringing passes, shida our long balls were 70% innacurate. And as we say, when you try out the same thing and expect a different result, you’re a crazy man. Ragnick kwa touch line pale ale kasirika aka ambia Zlatan una Fanya nini mbele na niliku panga mid. Zlatan aka mshow yeye ni Cartel, hapangwingwi. Mwishowe aka kunja mkia, juu ali ona chubaree ame ambiwa apige warm up, chances kadhaa tuli pata, but Mguu alignment Haikuwa Sawa, we started controlling possession. Defender wetu wawili, kuna moja waku panda na ku shuka mwingine waku panda na ku baki. Hii roundi waku panda Naku shuka (Steve), aka panda. Beating the whole mid, Aka pea sisqo, nika skia tena WEKA. That tone of voice that came from Steve, sisqo ange jaribu kuto pass, sithani mambo inge isha vizuri. 1-2 Steve broke the defence, and broke the deadlock far post. Game on!! Opponents had their chances, but couldn’t take them, super keeper ones had an easy time, as all departments were covered. Zlatan alikuwa open kwa wing Bena aka weka through pass aki thani ni bolt ndio striker, hapo ndio watu wali shindwa kujua kama Huyo jamaa alikuwa ana sprint ana jog ama ana Fanya brisk walk. Hio ndio Ina itagwa showing someone’s weakness. That was the first and last sprint Zlatan did for the game. The defender intercepted that pass and it was out for a throw in near their 18, we took the throw in, pass to Erico, cross lifted to sisqo and boom. What sisqo does best. 2-0. Opponents couldn’t understand how goals are coming in. The stadium was full of fans, and that’s where there was a moment of silence. Hawaku amini, hadi Naskia ma fans wakisema keeper atolewe yeye ndio ana peana team. Opponents disillusioned, game ika endelea we broke again this time with sisqo, Zlatan asked for the ball but guess not with a commanding voice as Steve. Coz ali nyimwa pass. Aka enda man solo. Aka chapa post, ball ika punchiwa nje ya 18, Zlatan in the right position aka weka volley as the ball came, and boom 3-0 hadi ma fans opponents ika bidi wapige shangwe. After kama 5mins. Halftime break. Ragnick aka chapa subs zake, Zlatan out, Lenny out, Erico brio bena ones. Team ya 2nd half as Droopy says ika ingia. We looked comfortable with the ball as the half started, Masoni Kati chuba Kati. Dubeez wing ones wing, wairi right back, after like 15mins of no goals and looking very comfortable, dnt know what happened but we started looking fatigued instantly and not stringing passes any more, lawama Zika anza, there’s a starlet who was playing for the opponents. Was wondering why ones chose to play that wing. Naku uza shamba hapo, he was marking her ata ball ikiwa yetu. Kidogo ati Ones ali chengwa na starlet hadi bandage ika toka. Bado game ni 3-0, dubeez aka pewa pass, akaji chenga hajui ball iko wapi tuka shikwa counter ya kimataifa, and 3-1 it is. Dubeez haezi ongeleshwa kwa grao, ka soft heart. Nika mwambia uki ongeleshwa kaza kunyi na uta Kuwa Sawa, Ones aka miss chances kibao huko one one na keeper Lakini ana rudi kwa starlet wake ana chukua ball, kiasi aka tu Letea pena. Dubeez to take n dubeez to extended the lead. Conversion rate ya dubeez ime Kuwa questionable of late. He takes it and off the crossbar. Hakuna mtu alikunja sita kwa team, is it that they expected that from dubeez, ama hawa Kuwa Wana taka kumtoa game? 3-1 still kwa game… opponents Bado Wana tafuta hio come back, and yet again we broke in defence, 3-2 the scores. This is what we usually see in football, a big lead being shattered in seconds, Liverpool:Barcelona: Liverpool:ac Milan. Just to name a few. The stadium grew louder as they knew a chance of a comeback is way in the light. The game was about to be over but it looked like a century…. Attack after attack, our team fumbling. The sound of the whistle has never sounded any sweeter as it did, when the away team saw the red gasping for air to blow the final whistle. 3-2 the final score. Am sure the opponents just thought, if they had 5 more mins, they’d have been recorded in the Guinness book of world records. Game over, handshakes. And off to 3rd half where we all bonded as a team, and got to know ugali ni tamu kuliko nyama kwa most of our players, watu Wana pigania ugali kuliko nyama. Wale walikuja na ma cuzo big up, Pia hao ni OOT. We could here them cheer on as we scored our goals. For everyone who made to Narok, big up, as you all made it successful, for the guys who ferried the team to Narok big up. God bless and on to the next.

MMG, Signing off!!

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