Away league match played on 06 January 2013.
Kicked off at 10:00 AM

WELL GENTS WELL FUCKING DONE INDEED :) TO THOSE OF YOU THAT TURNED UP ON TIME OR JUST TURNED UP AND PUT IN A SHIFT FOR THE TEAM.

IT WAS AN AWEFUL PITCH AND GORING HAD A MUCH IMPROVED SIDE OUT AGAINST US SO IT WAS A STERN TEST ESPECIALLY STARTING WITH TEN MEN AND US HAVING TO PLAY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE SHOP.

ONCE WE GOT GOING AND SHUFFLED THE PACK AFTER 15 OR SO MINUTES WE LOOKED MORE COMFORTABLE. ADE SWAPPING WITH FLAMER WORKED A TREAT AND THE MEXICAN ANGER CARRIED THE OLD WAR HORSE THROUGH THE GAME AND THE SLUDGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PITCH WHILST FLAMER SLOTTED IN WITH GRAINGER AND TIDIED UP NICELY AT THE BACK.

WELL DONE TO GRAINGER,PAYNO AND FLAMER FOR PLAYING OUT OF POSITION AND DOING A GRAND JOB AS ITS NOT EASY TO DO AND STILL PRODUCE A GOOD PERFORMANCE. GRAINGER GOT MOM FOR AN OUTSTANDING DISPLAY AT THE HEART OF THE DEFENCE. A SKY SPORTS PRESENTER SAID HE THOUGH GARY NEVILLE HAD RETIRED BUT THEN REALISED IT WAS MATT PAYNOLSKI NEVILLE FILLING IN FOR ADE AT RIGHT BACK.

WITH NIK MAY AND JONESY TURNING UP LATE AS THEY WERE BOTH GETTING NOSHED OFF (PROBABLY EACH OTHER) IT PUT US IN A REAL SPOT AND OTHER SEASONS WE WOULD HAVE HAD THE WRONG MIND SET STARTING WITH 10 MEN, BUT WE ARE ON FORM AND TOP OF THE LEAGUE SO OUR HEADS ARE UP AND WE HAVE SOMETHING VALUABLE TO PLAY FOR THESE DAYS WHICH MAKES SUCH A DIFFERENCE. ALSO AS A TEAM WE HAVE IMPROVED OUR ATTITUDE WITH NEW PLAYERS COMING IN AND OLD PLAYING WORKING HARDER OR WANTING IT MORE THIS SEASON WHICH IS PLEASING.

A FAN WAS HEARD SHOUTING FROM THE SIDE LINES 'COME ON BOYS WE CAN PLAY WITH 10 MEN NO PROBLEM AS WE HAVE DONE IT ALL SEASON AS EITHER YEOMANS HAS BEEN SENT OFF OR YOU HAVE BEEN CARRYING A PASSANGER AS JONESY IS STILL FUCKED OFF HIS NUT OR DAVE THE GOAL POLL IS SO OFF SIDE HE IS IN ANOTHER COUNTY'

AS FAR AS THE GAME GOES WE DID OUR USUAL THING OF WORKING HARD AND NOT GIVING OUR OPPONENTS TOO MUCH TIME ON THE BALL WHICH IS A GOOD THING AT THIS LEVEL AS PLAYERS MAKE MISTAKES UNDER PRESSURE. WE PLAYED AS MUCH AS WE COULD BUT THE PITCH WAS POOR AND THE GAME WAS NOT THE BEST. GORING TRIED TO PLAY A BIT TOO TO BE FAIR AND DID GIVE US PROBLEMS BUT WORLD CLASS SAVES FROM STAND IN GOAL KEEPER LOCKY KEPT US IN THE GAME. 

RIPPER,PETE AND ADE REALLY RAN THERE SOCKS OFF IN MIDFIELD AND NEVER GAVE GORING A MINUTE TO RELAX WHICH HELPED THE BACK FOUR AS THEY HAD GOALS IN THEM. ALL THE BACK FOUR DID WELL TO BATTLE AWAY AND ALL EXCEPT THE POT PLAYING OUT OF POSITION TOO.

SEAGER WAS A MENACE UP TOP AND IS SHOWING THE FORM THE CLUB PAID 4.5 MILLION BANANAS FOR HIM TO GET HIM TO THE CLUB. ITS GOOD TO SEE AS HE STARTED SLOWLY BUT HAS REALLY FOUND HIS FEET RECENTLY EVEN THOUGH HE IS STILL MISSING QUITE A FEW CHANCES. DAVE AND HIM HAVE ESTABLISHED THEMSELVES NOW AS THE FRONT TWO BUT CAN NOT RELAX FOR A SECOND AS BENNY,PAYNO AND YEOMANS ALL WANT BACK IN AT SOME POINT WHICH WILL KEEP THE HEAT ON THEM TO PERFORM.

DAVE WAS OFF SIDE A FEW TIMES BUT I HAVE TO STICK UP FOR HIM A BIT AND SAY A FEW TIMES THE THROUGH BALLS WERE TOO DELAYED SO HE STRAYED OFFSIDE. THE BALL NEEDS TO GO EARLY TO DAVE AS HE PLAYS ON THE SHOULDER. AND HE MOANS LIKE FUCK TOO AND I CANT TAKE MUCH MORE SO PLEASE GIVE HIM QUICK/EARLY BALL AND THEN GIVE HIM SHIT WHEN HE IS FLAGGED OFFSIDE. GIVING THE DEFENCE A FEW AYARDS WOULD HELP HIM BUT YOU CANT TAKE A PLAYERS NATURAL GAEM AWAY IN MY OPINION.

 

WE DONE WELL TO WIN THIS GAME AS GORING CAME BACK AT US IN THIS MATCH AND WE MANAGED TO HANG IN THERE AND FIGHT IT OUT WHICH IS GREAT.

ANOTHER TOUGH MATCH THIS WEEK WITH FC GYRO COMING UP AND A DEFINATE BANANA SKIN SO DONT TAKE THESE FOOLS LIGHTLY AS THEY BEAT PHS 4-3 LAST SUNDAY.

 

LAST BUT NO MEANS LEAST ITS THE XMAS PISS UP FRIDAY NIGHT SO COME OUT AND HAVE A FEW BEERS OR COME OUT AND HAVE LOADS OF BEERS YOUR CHOICE. JUST COME OUT PLEASE.

 

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