Home league match played on 09 December 2012.
Kicked off at 10:30 AM

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE I SAID WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE :)

WE ARE THREE POINTS CLEAR AT THE TOP BOYS BUT SOUTHWATER HAVE THREE GAMES IN HAND AND CAN GO TOP AND 5 POINTS CLEAR IF THEY WIN ALL THREE GAMES IN HAND SO WE NEED TO BEAT THOSE CHUMPS TWICE WHEN WE MEET THEM IN THE LEAGUE LATER THIS SEASON. ALSO PHS ARE ONLY JUST BEHIND US AND WILL WANT REVENGE AFTER WE TAUGHT THEM A LESSON IN THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON.

WE BEAT GORING IN THE FIRST HALF IN THIS MATCH AND GOT TIRED AGAIN IN THE SECOND AND LET THEM BACK IN THE GAME, BUT WE NEVER REALLY LOOKED UNDER THREAT AS THE 176 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AT THE BACK KEPT THEM IN CHECK FOR MOST OF THE TIME.

A QUICK FIRE HATRICK FROM DAVE THE GOAL POLL AND GOALS FROM SEAGER AND WARREN PUT THIS GAME TO BED EARLY ON AS WE REALLY TOOK THEM ON EARLY. THEY HAD A POOR SIDE OUT WITH ONLY 3 OR 4 GOOD PLAYERS AND A GOAL KEEPER WHO WAS SHORTER THAN ME :)

GRAINGER GOT A DESERVED MAN OF THER MATCH PERFORMANCE FOR HIS NOT STOP RUNNING AND TACKLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARK WHICH HE HAS STARTED TO MAKE HIS HOME. WARREN HAD A FINE GAME ON THE LEFT WING TOO AND SCORED A PEACH OF A SOLO GOAL WHICH WAS GREAT. A FAN WAS HEARD SHOUTING' THAT BOY MIGHT BE UNFIT AND FALLING TO BITS BUT OH BOY HE CAN PLAY'

SEAGER AND DAVE KEPT UP THERE GOOD RUN TOGETHER BUT AGAIN PROBABLY SHOULD OF GOT A FEW MORE GOALS WITH THE CHANCES THEY HAD.  A COMMENTATOR COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT DAVE SCORED A HATRICK AND MADE A TACKLE PLUS A HEADER ALL IN ONE GAME AND ALSO SIDE' SEAGERS GOAL WAS DEFINATLEY A TOE PUNT'

PALMER AND ADE BOTH DONE WELL CONSIDERING THERE AGE AND THE FACT THEY PLAYED 90 IN A TOUGH MATCH THE DAY BEFORE. A SKY SPORTS PUNDIT THOUGHT TO BE ALAN HANSEN SAID TO THE CLUB PHYSIO' THOSE OLD DOGS JUST KEEP GOING DONT THEY'

KENTCH AND NIK MAY WERE SOLID AT THE BACK AND BOTH DONE THEMSELVES PROUD WHICH WAS NICE TO SEE AFTER BOTH NOT PLAYING FOR A FEW WEEKS.

WE HAD A FEW INJURIES AND KNOCKS AROUND THE TEAM AND NEEDED TO GET IT DONE QUICK AS WE WHERE ALWAYS GOING TO STRUGGLE IN THE SECOND HALF AS WE ARE OLD AND DONT TEND TO PLAY FOR 90 MINUTES PLUS ONLY HAD ONE SUB AS THE USUAL SUSPECTS LET US DOWN OR COULD NOT BE BOTHERED TO PLAY.

WE HAD A GOOD TEAM OF PLAYERS MISSING FROM THIS MATCH WITH JAY,BONER,YEOMANS,LOCKY,PETE,NATHAN,TEAPOT,PAYNO,FLAMER,DOM,JONESY AND THE IN BED TOM BARNES ALL NOT AVAILABLE FOR WHATEVER REASON.

IT SHOWS WE HAVE PROGRESSED A LOT AND HAVE LEARNT HOW TO GET THROUGH GAMES AND NOT RELY ON THE USUAL SUSPECTS TO BAIL US OUT. WE HAVE LOOKED MORE LIKE A TEAM TOO AND REALLY BATTLED FOR EACH OTHER WHICH WE WILL NEED IN THE COMING MONTHS WHEN IT'S FUCKING COLD AND WE FACE THE BETTER SIDES IN THE DIVISION. A FEW PLAYERS ARE GOING TO STRUGGLE TO GET IN THE TEAM WHEN EVERYBODY IS FIT SO IT MAKES FOR GOOD COMPETITION THIS SEASON.

WE HAVE GOT HILLBARN FROM DIVISION 1 THIS COMING SUNDAY IN THE TROPHYMAN CUP WHICH WILL BE A GOOD TEST OF OUR METAL AND TO FACE A TEAM WITH A LOT OF GOOD PLAYERS WHICH WILL BE GOOD AS WE LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AS A TEAM AND IT WILL BE A GOOD MATCH UP WITH HOPEFULLY SOME SAMBA FOOTBALL PLAYED BY BOTH SIDES.

WE ARE HOPING TO HAVE YEOMANS,FLAMER,JONESY AND BONER BACK SO IT WILL GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO GET SOME FITNESS BACK IF THEY THEY CAN PLAY AND SEE HOW THEY ARE FOR THE XMAS LEAGUE GAMES.

 

CHRISTMAS PISS UP NEWS

CHRISTMAS PISS UP IS NOW ON FRIDAY 11TH JAN 2013 AND PROBABLY GOING TO THE DOGS IN BRIGHTON WITH NO XMAS JUMPER THEME JUST A GOOD TEAM PISS UP WHICH WE NEED. ITS TOO BUSY BETWEEN NOW AND THEN TO SORT MUCH OUT.

THERE IS STILL A FEW BOYS GOING DOWN THE VINE ON FRIDAY THE 21ST DECEMBER IF ANY OF YOU FAGGOTTS CAN MAKE IT ?

GET TRAINING THIS TUESDAY YOU MAGGOTTS

LATERS QUEERS

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