On the slippery surface of Springfield Road Withymoor were looking for back to back wins after success last time out against The Gigmill. However The Colts goalkeeper NUMBER 2 failed to deal with a routine cross early on, the ball squirming under his body to be poked home at close range and if that wasn't bad enough the keeper would allow a second go in when what seemed a routine collection bounced off his knee and rebounded off the opposition for 2-0. Failing to find words to do NUMBER 2's half justice here's a list to choose from...abhorrentappallingatrociousawfuldangerousdiredisastrousdisturbingdreadfulextremefrightfulghastlygruesomeharrowinghideoushorrendoushorridhorrifyingserioussevereshockingunfortunateunpleasantawe-inspiringbeastlydesperatedreaddreadedfearfulhatefulinconvenientloathsomemonstrousobnoxiousodiousoffensivepetrifyingpoorrepulsiverevoltingrottenunnervingunwelcomevile
Tap House would add a third to an abysmal first 45 minutes for The Colts when the striker rounded a beleaguered NUMBER 2 to slot home.
Half Time saw The Colts forced into a change when INFLUENTIAL LEADER OF MEN was took off due to a hamstring injury which could keep the skipper out for about a month. This saw the introduction of the impressive DALLO 2.
Withymoor however started the second half well and created more chances however it was Tap House who added to their tally when a good passing move resulted in a tidy finish for 4-0. Withymoor fans appealed for a penalty early on when JUNIOR JUNIOR went down under the challenge of the defender, Local authorities have been contacted over rumours of a sniper somewhere amongst the supporters. Withymoor would respond positivley when JUNIOR JUNIOR solo effort saw him beat the keeper at his near post. Withymoor would add a second late on when player manager Nathan Crage scored a rare goal with a neat finish.
With a Man of The Match difficult to choose and with only 45 minutes on the pitch DALLO 2 pipped JUNIOR JUNIOR to the post, both having impressive outings.
