"He crossed like shit but Nip still connected a bullet header like Kovacic. GOAL!!!"
The radio station of lai-kapsiao.fm announced the arriving goal of Nip Kovacic after a burst of energy by the pacey running of Davis Chong down to the right. Sending the fans erupted wildly, Nip finally ended his goal draught with his trademark intelligent header.
The speedy Davis raced passed KBBS leftback after Saturn's midfield maestro Chardy sent a perfectly timed through ball. Chardy's visionary passing found a gap between the KBBS defenders. Davis connected the pass from the byline with a shitty flying cross. Nippy arrived with a reflective bullet header giving the KBBS GK no chance. Kapsiao.com later analysed Davis' run and found out that the speed clocked at 42.99 km/h. (note : LUsian Bolt clocked 44.72 km/h)
"The last time we played KBBS we had a chance to win but we did not take our chances and we lost." RS coach Mr X said during the pre-match interview. "And for this game I told the boys we will revenge". Mr X continued, "It is not only an important game for us, but also for our Solarvest as they see our success as their success too!". At press time it is understood that Solarvest is rumoured to soon ink a new shirt sponsorship with team Real Saturn.
Saturn controlled the game well with the showcase of midfield masterclass. With Chardy dictating the tempo of the midfield attacking engine room, Edmundo is equally impressive in breaking up KBBS' attacks. It helped too when BSLau made little mistake as he improved.
With many of RS' players injured, the versatile BK was tasked as the inverted wingback. Despite the lack of physical advantage, BK was tactically assigned to man mark the speedy right winger of KBBS, and BK excelled with the support of TK and SB. The entire backline registered the well earned clean sheet with the support of Paul thwarting threats and GK Rueben's flying saves.
WJ continued to lead the offensive displays with the support from CS and Davis. With Nippy operated as the False-Nine, RS continued to press and seeking the 2nd goal.
CS lead the attacks from left wing, he dribbled inside to the midfield and was presented shooting opportunity. His weakened shot was a no-trouble to KBBS GK.
CS beat an offsite trap, and flipped a pass to Sharavin. KBBS GK rushed out, and Sharavin got passed the GK with easy. Sharavin was about to release a shot but he was tripped by the KBBS' GK. Referee awarded a penalty without a need for VAR. The stylist Nippy converted the penalty despite KBBS GK dived correctly. With his hands opened in celebration, Nippy waved a gesture to the camera, and he was heard saying "ooiii… samseng mana?"
SB was knocked from behind and felt unconscious for 19seconds by an aggressive KBBS laucik. The referee flashed no yellow card but only reward a freekick. Lucky for RS, SB was able to carry on after receiving a hand-job treatment by the attending nurse.
In search for the 3rd goal, Nippy hit hard sent a rocket over the post. The ball went thru the fends and arrived to IDEAL's condominium. Nippy seemed to be overly desperate to have the hattrick. The poor ball boy had hard time retrieving the ball. Nippy must pay the ball boy extra RM for finding the ball.
Playing the right way, RS registered a strong win and served a revenge to KBBS. "It is a good win for us and we played our game very well. Soon we will play like this way every week and we can beat anyone." Mr X was quoted in the post match interview by kapsiao.com. Amanda the journalist from futbalnonesense.net asked a delighted fan after the game, "it was a shitty cross, right?" and the fan answered with a big grin, "only shitty head can score".