Knowing Me Paul Murray, Knowing You Kingsford Creche, AHA!!!! Paul 'Muzza' Murray gave a turbocharged performance today after feasting on a cup of beans and a sausage for his pre-match meal. But not even Murrays savoury 99 could stop the Young Pretenders from running amok with a smorgasbord of goals that left the neutrals pallet drooling!!!
Pep Hedges passed on the baton to protégé Martel Arteta today, in a match that was to prove a baptism of fire for the young moustachioed manager! Before the game Larkin promised Revolution not Evolution stating he was more Guido Fawkes than Charles Darwin! His Brave New World of 3-4-3 augers well for the future, but took a body blow after just 2 minutes. Kingsfords number 12 ghosted to the edge of the box to hit a worldie into the top right corner! 1 - 0!!! The BSFC responded with Murray orchestrating play in the opposition half and playing liquid football!! Richman looking like a young Gascoigne for Gers circa 1995, was well up for this game, and even made a sublime back heel to Naylor as the Economists began to play their fussball. Twice Mitchell turned the Kingsford right back on the edge of the box but couldn't set up a clear cut chance. Then Murray capped a devasting solo run with a shot on goal but slipped just before making contact. Richman tried his trademark lob over the keepers head but it went just wide. In defence The Codfather Dave Murphy returned to partner Papa Don't Peach and the ever evolving Junior Jacob Naylor in a tight back 3! Ruud Boy Timms hit a free kick to Richmans head but a robust 1970s challenge saw the keeper go down in a heap. After a spell of probing football from Las Economistas, the Young Boys began to turn the screw. A 2nd goal was followed by their striker controlling the ball on his thigh and blasting a world class volley into the net!! HALF TIME : BUSINESS 0 - KINGSFORD 3!!
The 2nd half saw Larkin blood new signing Steve 'Interesting' Davis who injected some much needed pace to the BSFC front line!! In nets, Will Ellison wearing Hot Pink by Vera Wang made the crowd moist as he pulled off a couple of fine saves to deny the boys in blue. But he was to prove he's only human as KYB scored a barrage of wonder goals tha defied all laws of nature! At the other end Davis went through on goal before being brought down by their keeper for an obvious penalty. But Richmans shot was saved and the Young Boys went down the other end and scored again. With 14 minutes to go Hedges came on and displayed all the mobility of Geoffrey the Giant Tortoise from Galapagos Islands West! The eighth and final goal left Alpha Papa Richman chainsmoking on the line like 1978 Argentina National Coach Cesar Menotti!! FINAL SCORE : BUSINESS SCHOOL 0 - KINGSFORD 8!!!
STOP PRESS: HEDGES TO SUE LARKIN FOR SLANDER OVER PET'S PELVIC INJURY INNUENDO!!!! MURRAY CLAIMS THAT WAS THE BEST COOKED BREAKFAST SINCE GARY WILMOTTS WEDDING!!! 'I'M 47 AND MY WIFE'S 33! SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME! BACK OF THE NET!!!' - SAYS BIG DAVE MURPHY