Home league match played on 01 November 2014.
Kicked off at 1:15 PM

It's easy to say that a host of issues from refereeing decisions to poor disrespect from a linesman to play fairly were the main cause of an upset today. Despite not waking up from the whistle Riley's looked the more confident team, but too many poor choices led them to them not getting more chances. Eton Athlectic goals came from Riley's keeper spilling the ball for a tap in and a big assist from the wind. Riley's was well Won by James Lathbury in opponents area who passes to Jamie Allen who cooley passes across to Leef Ford and he smashes in the net. Later Riley's would be denied a goal by the Cheating Eton linesman who knew a goal was looming chucked his flag up unfairly much to everyones out raged, and then had the cheek to brag about it after the game.

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Whistle Blows and the Teams are looking Simular

Whistle blows again, Blue Motherfuckers

Lee's playing Basketball, get freekick against him

Ben makes a good save

Lots of planes in the air today

Ben drops a corner ball like a dead bab. Goal a simple tap in header

Sean missed his mouth whilst drinking. Mysterious wet dog smell filled the air

4 or 5 Silvas on the pitch confusing fans and players alike

Eton coach disreguard for his technical area (small sketch of dug out area with Eton manager stick man far to the left of it.

Team forced to change to bibs, Eton think its Rileys gonna wear them, manager Poxon says like fuck they are. All the silvas are unhappy

Rileys bench runs out of Lucozade tablets now resorts to Lockets.

James slips twice

Good reach by Emery keeping the ball out

'tracking like a pack herd' quote by Louis Burger

Poxon makes a glorious run and feeds Loz lockets

Lockets have worked on Loz, Eton believe he has been given performing enhancement drugs

The headbands ahve returned, Pen is dropped, pen runs out of ink, pren is substituted

John makes a slide tackle like a unicorn with wings on a rainbow

Jamie gym?

James wins ball from defender, passes to jamie and crosses to Lee Ford who smashes it in.

Poxon predicts wather forecast, cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Emery wears Manchester United shirt, Just like his hero Welbeck

Back heel delight from Eton mess

Jamie brought down after a decent run, Loz free kick goes over, Hodor put him off,

Sean admires dannys: sturdy, persistant and consistant. just how he likes it.

My sweet Jesus Vincent, the words you'll find come to mind, possibly still hammered rehab?

Johnny shining light in a poor defensive display in the first half, hard tackling lacking by the other 10 players

Marking from corners has been poor

Rooba savages a player in an unorthodox manner but its a successful tackle

Rex-Bryd dumb as fuck, booking, needs to becareful
(Disent=£10 fine)

Questionalble offside denys a equalizing goal, a nice through ball from Captain Red Beard, finished nicely by Jamie

Eton manager only wants to play long balls. Rileys need to take control and use pocession

After his booking Rex-Bryd performance has improved even better

Danny very very sturdy at left back

Lee mis defending careless corner conceeded

'fireing range'

good hands from Ben

scramble in their box John shoots and hits the post.

Jamie makes another storming run,cut out,

half time

More weather predictions

Team talk coveredm important.
how will Riley's respond

Lee has questionable lungs=poor oxgyen intake (im a sports scientist)

Seans Sondicos thirsty for blood. Classic black, i aint seen nobody wear full black boots since 1997

Poxon sniffs the air, he sense rain

Oppostion manager covers more distance than all players (FACT)

Johnny Riley's best player after the break wins the ball and plays simple , nice....

Possible IS Sniper takes down Loz

James touch of a rapist

Poor marking Rileys get away eton winger misses an easy header from 7 yards

Crofts first touch is a catch

Crofts second touch is a pass straight to the oppostion

Rileys player Stephen jackson is seeing double???

Crofts 3rd touch and he misses a sitter to equalise the game

Opposition gets a yellow card, not sure why?.

IS sniper now strikes on of the many Silvas

IS sniper spree Loz again... BLOODLUST

Sean does 3 kickups #success

Rex-Bryd calls for a sports scientist go unanswered, im playing journalist today

Crofts dierves an ASBO

Worst foul throw i have ever seen( Culprit Stephen Jackson)

Rec Bryd good 2nd half

Poxon looses cool after being stuck in a time loop seeing the things happening down the right

Robbo goal saving tackel

Crofts silky skills

Referee is shit.

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