"Iam only a guide. I allow others to express what they have in them. I have not created anything. Iam a facillatator of what is beautiful in man." said Arsene Hedges today after his protégés led by maestro Paul Murray toyed with their opponents like team mascot Bingo toying with mouses. After 26 years of preaching his philosophy of football the Business School finally attained a higher level of consciousness while emulating the artistic delights of Pires, Bergkamp and Thierry Henry!!
Today's game began where last week's game left off. Possession, precision and quality saw the School playing nice neat passing around the fulcrum of Roberts head and chest. Bibby and Richman combined down the right and put the Cardinals back line under continual pressure. It was all one way traffic and finally playmaker Murray hit a shot from outside the box through a crowd of players to break the deadlock. BUSINESS 1 - CARDINALS 0!! At the back Ruud Von Timms was cementing himself as an accomplished centre back dispossesing their strikers time and again. The game continued in the same manner until Newman pounced on a rare mistake to draw level. HALF TIME: BUSINESS 1 - CARDINALS 1!!
At no point was the final outcome in question as Naylor came on for P and O's Captain Haddock. The 2nd half only saw The Economists dominate further. Murray pulled the strings of his marionettes as the Business played intricate one touch passing inside the Cardinals penalty box. It was like watching the Invincibles trying to walk the ball into the back of the net. The opposition couldn't get close to the ticci taca football of Bibby, Doherty, Schurle and Murray. With a sense of impending inevitability Richie Rich charged the keeper down. The ball defected off his pierced right nipple and he slotted home. VAR only served to back up the referees initial thought and the goal was chalked up!! BUSINESS 2 - CARDINALS 1!! Rik Wakeman came on for Roberts and picked out Richman on the edge of the box with some inch perfect crosses. Schurle was now released to rampage to the flag and cross for Richman to just miss with a header. Then a bullet throw in from the bespectacled mutineer was touched on to beat the keeper, but got stuck in the mud on the line. A 5 minute spell by the Reds saw Ellison pull off a world class save and a shot rifle off the post. But then Birkett rounded man after man like Beckenbauer in his Bayern Munchen heyday. Goal Trois saw Murray receive the ball on the edge of the box and he duly dispatched to bag his brace and Business Schools 3rd!! The Managers favourite moment came as Bibby showed a bagful of moxie and lunged like an Olympic bobsleigher to make the tackle of the year! Then Rich laid the ball into Doherty to side foot home with his left peg and the rout was complete!! Passing football of the highest order!!! FULL TIME: BUSINESS SCHOOL 4 - CARDINAL NEWMAN 1!!!
STOP PRESS!! KITMAN COLIN ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL RAVE IN HIS CAR!!! ASHLEY KICKS OFF ANAL PROLAPSE AWARENESS WEEK!!! ARSENE HEDGES SAYS "I'M NO WITCH DOCTOR, I'M MERELY A FOOTBALL COACH!!!