Inter Menan 6 vs 0 Hardly Athletic

Menan Crush Athletic!!! <p style="text-align: center;">The Menanians returned to winning ways with a polished brutal performance by demolishing Hardly Athletic. <p style="text-align: center;">After a neat start by Athletic the Menanians quickly took control of the game and began their seige on the oposing goal. Shot after Shot reigned down on the Athletic Keeper who was staking an early claim for the man of the match gong. The breakthrough finally came after some neat Menan play with Dobson setting Patterson up to drill home an unstopable shot into the child size net. <p style="text-align: center;">Unfortunately due to some poor finishing and once again the ridiculously small goal the Menanians went into the half time interval with only a slender 1-0 lead, with Pratt reciting his beloved Middlesbrough teams squad numbers&nbsp;from back to front as he was yet to be tested. <p style="text-align: center;">The second half was where it was really at with debut boy Danny Collins finishing his second chance of the half with a powerful effort and celebrating in style with his trademark robot celebration. Horncastle quickly followed suit after receiving the ball from his strike buddy Dobson making it 3. <p style="text-align: center;">Goal number 4 was the pick of the bunch with Dobson taking it upon himself to twinkle toe around the Athletic defenders and score a wonderful solo goal and finally break the baron run which had become dryer than a nuns cludge! <p style="text-align: center;">Pratt picked up his first assist with a pin point 30 yard throw which was obvious to the Menan fans he had been practicing for hours in training and picked out the workshy goalhanging Dobson. Dobson then proceded to attempt to mess up his chance by using the full width of his 15 yards of space he had for himself before finally poking the ball past the despairing keeper. <p style="text-align: center;">With the last kick of the game Dobson turned provider and with a fearsome Obafemi Martins style right footed drive Plumpton arrived on que to smash the ball into the goal and truly finish the victory in Inter Menanian style!! <p style="text-align: center;">The match sponsors "15 Stone Fat Fighters on Ice" gave the non alcoholic champers to Dobson for some good teamwork (cant believe i just said that) and some lethal finishing to end the drought. <p style="text-align: center;">Top Menan fan Dannys grandad had this to say to our touchline reporter Gail Hailstorm "Aye the lads done good, i was most impressed with that lad with the big head at the back but our Danny really whizzed about and really did our family proud on his debut" <p style="text-align: center;">More of the same next week is expected as the Menanians get back to league action against a Team Reynolds side looking to overturn the 6-2 hammering our lads gave them in the first game of the season.