Inter Menan 4 vs 0 Team Todd

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Dobson hits dream treble!!! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">Once again Menan front man Cameron Brian James Dobson came to the rescue for the tangerines netting a second half hat-rick, with the pick of the goals a tackle which was so ferocious it made a grown man cry as the ball hit the back of the net!!! Dobson later added &ldquo;It&rsquo;s always been a dream of mine to score via a tackle; I get a lot of stick from the lads for being a bit of a weed, now maybe they will take notice of how hard I am!&rdquo; &ldquo;Do you want to feel my guns&rdquo; Dobson asked our touchline reporter Ilene Dover, as he showed off his rippling dun bell enhanced rippling muscles! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">The Menanian camp had been threatened to be ripped apart after last weeks staggering revelations in the Scarborough Evening News which reported Menan stopper Tony Ross, 51, had been knocking off our fearsome striker Gez Ward&rsquo;s missus! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">Ward informed the Inter Menan hierarchy he was on strike, never to play for the Tangerines again until he received a full written apology and a cash lump sum as a gesture of goodwill from Ross. Ross replied via social networking site Bebo to Wards request, with these sharp yet clear words &ldquo;I am so sorry Gez, I hope now we have all been honest with each other we can once again be friends, maybe you will forgive me and let me get changed next to you at soccer next week? I am so sorry, PS how long did yours itch for and does the redness disappear?&rdquo;. A Menan insider added &ldquo;Ward is hurt, mortified, Teresa was the love of his life and they would spend hours playing tiddlywinks together. For Ross to do this to him it has shattered his achy breaky heart. Im not sure he will ever get over this&rdquo;. Ward is still yet to be seen at the Menan training camp fuelling rumours he could be on his way out of the club with Premiership clubs Royal Oak and Westover FC said to be eyeing up a move. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">A Workman like Menan side put their off the field problems behind them and set out knowing a victory would take them a staggering 6 points clear of title rivals Eastfield FC after they lost to lowly Westover FC earlier in the night. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">Mike Graysocks came back into the fold after having some time off after his debut to concentrate on his new business venture Gray Socks&copy;. The founder of the actual Gray sock you see today began the game in the back line alongside Plumpton, with Willan in the engine room with Stevens. Dobson led the line like a young Scarborough FC hero Don Page. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">The soccer action was coming thick and fast as Menan attacked Todd like Stacey Slater on Xmas Day in the Queen Vic as Dobson made a fool of him self time after time in front of goal. Most notably after a Plumpton slide rule pass, some say through the eye of a needle and Dobson blazed high and wide. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">Love Rat Ross was once again excelling in the Menan goal as he kept the sheets clean, unlike the ones at his home after a Sunday on Karaoke down the Nelson. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Half Time &ndash; Menan (Neil) v (Neil) Team Todd <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The second half shaped up in a similar style as Menan hammered at the Todd door like a joiner with the hiccups when suddenly it happened&hellip;. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The Todd keeper played a short ball to his defensive team mate; Dobson broke sweat and got up speed. He was in full flight, like a normal guy&rsquo;s jog Dobson was at full sprint and approaching the defender in an attempt to perform &ldquo;A Tackle&rdquo;. The defender began to turn as Dobson hit him good, he hit him hard, he showed him who&rsquo;s the Daddy as a sickening scream came from the Todd centre half. He had been Dobonated&hellip;&hellip;.. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The crowd looked on, some threw up at the ferocity of the tackle. With all eyes glues to the Menan forward who was so pumped up he had turned green and began ripping off his Menan shirt from the front, the Todd keeper had taken his eye off the ball and in it went&hellip;A GOOOOOALLLLL!!!! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan were in front and from this point on never looked back. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Dobson&rsquo;s confidence was now sky high as he quickly added to his blockbusting potential goal of the year with a stupendous dinked effort after being played in by Stevens. Willan also got in on the act with a trademark hammer hit and Dobson finished and completed his hat trick to take home the match soccer. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The Match Sponsors GraySocks&copy; gave the award to Dobson for showing a work man like side to his game that had not been seen before. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp;