Inter Menan 2 vs 0 Your Mums a What?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan ease past &lsquo;Ya Mum <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Goals from Jon Bateman and Mike Graysocks&trade; gave the Menanians a deserved 3 point haul against a plucky Ya Mums a What outfit. What a terrible team name by the way. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The game period got under way with Ya Mum&rsquo;s forward Nick Ellis, a staggering 6 foot 5 monster causing pint size Menanian and defensive stalwart Mark Plumpton all sorts of problems. Luckily for Plumpton Mr Ellis is very similar to the BFG and didn&rsquo;t throw his weight around too much to hurt the lil guy. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Ellis brought two tremendous saves from Scottish Legend Ross in the Menan pipes as he latched on to some slack defensive play from Menan. Ross was having a blinder in the early stages and when asked why by our touch line report Gail Hailstorm he had this to say &ldquo;I&rsquo;m just fresh Gail, fresh as a daisey. No late nights for me watching the World Cup, why would there be? I&rsquo;m Scottish, we arn&rsquo;t even in it so why bother?&rdquo; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan had some moves of their own with Jack Willan once again playing the target man role and linking up play well with his superior ball playing skills. It was left to relative new boy, and rock and roll leg-end Jon Bateman to open the scoring after a worldy of a through ball from fans fav Mike Graysocks&trade; from right to left. Bateman found him self free on the edge of the area, finished with aplomb and finished in true rock and roll style; - by lighting up a bifter and tongueing an over weight and unkept female fan in the crowd! A great cello!!! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Graysocks&trade; is obviously enjoying his soccer for Menan and he showed his confidence by smashing home a trademark 25 yard strike that Frank Lampard would have been proud of. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">It was game set and match as Menan cruised up the league ladder knowing stiffer and sterner tests were surely to come. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The Man of the Match this week was a 6 way tie, with all the boys and girls performing admirably.