Team Reynolds 0 vs 9 Inter Menan

Goals Galore as Menan Down Reynolds! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Tonight saw a real treat for the Menan faithful with Dannys grandad going crazy Barry Fry style down the touchline to show his&nbsp;over excitement for the football talent on show! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">It was goal after goal as the Menanians went goal Nap against a relatively poor Team Reynolds side who had to be consoled off the pitch in tears like a Paul Gascoigne during a World Cup defeat. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">It didn&rsquo;t take long for the Menanian boys to show they meant business with another debut boy Jamie the 'J-Unit' Walker making his debut in a very attacking line up. Collins netted the opener at an acute angle after some nice interplay with Horncastle. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The 2nd goal was quick to follow with Horncastle again laying on for Dobson who went on a trademark Peter Beardsley style run before slotting home in true&nbsp;Thomas Brolin&nbsp;fashion. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Goal number 3 drew debate from the Menanian ranks as Plumpton picked up a Willan pass on the left wing before cutting inside and unleashing a drive&nbsp;measuring 8 on the Richter scale, which deflected off a defender and took its place in the sack. Plumpton wheeled away in glory under the understanding the dubious goals committee had ruled the shot as 'on target' and his goal! AWOOOGA!! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Horncastle and Collins added the 4th and 5th before Dobson showed his generous side and set up Horncastle to do the business for the 6th. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Shots reigned down at the Team Reynolds keeper who was beginning to see more Balls than a Kris Akubussi sex story as Dobson peppered one in only to see the rebound slotted home for Collin's hatrick and his 4th goal in 2 games.&nbsp;This now&nbsp;left the strike duo of Dobson and Horncastle worried there cud be a new kid on the block to take the golden Espierdrille away from their dirty little mitts. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Horncastle then completed his hatrick to regain his status as team alpha male with another cool composed finish to grab his 11th of the season. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Willan completed the demolition job with a free kick strike hit with the venom only rivalled&nbsp;by the power of a medieval cannon,&nbsp;which finished the game as a 9-0 victory. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The match sponsors "A Kids for life not just for benefits" ruled that debutant Jamie Walker blazed his way to the man of the match bubbly, which unfortunately tonight was replaced by a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper due to the credit crunch. <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;