Inter Menan 12 vs 0 The George Newborough Fire

Gedward has the x factor for Menan! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Hot-Shot hit man and X Factor contestants&rsquo; fellow triplet Gedward stole the show for Menan in a 12-Neil demolition of possibly the worst side ever encountered in the Football Mundial world. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Only back from London and supporting his brothers after their dismissal from the X Factor live shows, Gedward showed no Car-Lag after his 8 hour car journey which involved 3 stops to KFC, 2 to Mcdonalds and a little chef visit. After bagging his two goals and mountain of assists Gedly put out this message to his homies &ldquo;It&rsquo;s for you bro&rsquo;s, I got you a goal each to show you my love. Please keep going on your search for stardom, I will personally buy all HMV&rsquo;s copies of Ghostbusters on its release&rdquo; said a heartfelt and tear jerked Ward. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The game begun with Boro town hero Greening turning up late (and wearing what looked to be plimsolls) and having to take his place on the bench. Menan zipped the ball about in their usual slick passing style, likened to the Holland team of yesteryear. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The Menanian forward line of Dobson, Dorey and Gedward were firing blanks, with several opportunities going a begging. A kick up the backside came for our hero&rsquo;s as Menan gaffer Plumpton withdrew Gedly after what can only be described as a horror miss, which is likely to give him the same nightmares that all last weekends Leeds goers have been suffering from after Phil Pickard was seen munching on his new Leed&rsquo;s rhino!!! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Plumpton got in on the act as he called a meg&rsquo;s and found himself threw on goal only to be scythed down in a Roy Keane/Alf Inge Haarland style challenge on the edge of the box. Greening took the free kick quickly and tested the keeper who held firm between the pipes. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan did however find a breakthrough and took a well deserved lead at half time. Once again the gaffer sent out a stern yet fair message to the tangerines, with boots tossed and player sized counters from the tactic board slung across the Menan home dressing room. The boys came out in the second half with a flea in their ear and got straight down to business like a buccaneering Alan Sugar. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">With the big guns beginning to run the show the goals began to fly into the George Newborough Fire keepers net faster than Katie Price&rsquo;s knickers being removed by Ant + Dec at the Im A Celebrity get me out of here after party! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The pick of the goals arguably overshadows Willan&rsquo;s deflected effort from last week as the night&rsquo;s hero Gedward provided the layoff to Plumpton who met it at greyhound style pace and sent a speeding bullet of a shot which dented the bar and ripped two patches off the net as it found its way home. A truly sensational strike rivalled only by Alan Shearers volley for Newcastle vs Everton back in the Toon&rsquo;s Premiership days! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The man of the match award saw the highest ratings ever received via txt vote with the paying Pindar Astro arena txting in their votes in their 10&rsquo;s. Gedward found himself in the missionary position with a staggering 8.00 which eclipsed the rest of the Menanian&rsquo;s by miniscule amounts!