Inter Menan 2 vs 1 Just United

Dobson nets winner, then dances like Miller!!! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">In a swashbuckling affair down at the Pindar astro turf arena the fans unsurprisingly stayed away due to the Siberian conditions. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The Menanians started the game with their usual squad as they were unable to pick up any new recruits during the transfer window. Bids for midfield general Osguthorpe (Royal Oak) and the Ginger Hit man (Team Reynolds) unfortunately were knocked back my managers and chairmen alike. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">With the work-shy front 2 of Dobson and Horncastle prowling the Just United back line it set the evening up for an end to end, chance fest! The first goal came within the first 10 minutes with Horncastle netting smoothly after another Dobson setup. United were quick to reply with Bambi being called into action and finally earning his &pound;3.50's worth after weeks of boredom and soggy biscuit play in his goal area! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">United smashed a power drive onto the Menan Post and shortly after caught Menan on the break yet again with Bradshaw sending an unstoppable shot past Pratt and ending his clean sheet record. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The first half contained several key chances that went begging for Menan as United keeper Stoggy was proving his goalkeeping skills matched his burger tossing with some top draw saves. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Half time in front of the lowest crowd of the season 1-1 <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The second half got underway with the Menanians failing to take control of the game like they had done in previous battles against some lesser sides. This was proving frustrating for the lads and especially the workaholic Dobson who tonight was about as&nbsp;good at holding up&nbsp;the ball as he is at wooing the ladies in Boleyns on a weekend doing his impression of a helicoptor with his tally whacker!! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The United Lads were on top with Menan proving to be the counter attacking force that United were in the first half. Willan Skewed a couple of efforts wide of Stoggys goal when he maybe should of done better. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">The games flash point came with Willan squaring up to Uniteds Darling twin with the rest of the Menanians trying to link telepathically to Willan to make him use his large head to connect and down the moaning little git. Unfortunately it did not work and a ticking off from referee Marshall followed. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Walker then took his 2nd turn on the Menan bench as his techno ravin mixin mc shoutin lifestyle began to take its toll and his arse began to hang out on the field of play. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Dobson shortly produced a moment of inspiration after receiving Horncastles pass he raced away like a speeding tortoise before rattling a shot into the far left of Stoggys goal and wheeling away to complete his dancing celebration at the corner flag like his hero Roger Miller the Cameroon goal scoring legend! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">With a tough game over the charity match sponsors "DJ Collo needs funds for a&nbsp;non shit&nbsp;car fund" gave the MOM gong to Bambi for some top draw saves and clean goalkeeping gloves. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">With games coming thick and fast the Menanians are up against Chapmans Motors next week with Patterson surely looking to redeem himself in front of the lads after the reverse fixtures horrendous 2pt losing penalty miss! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">&nbsp;

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