The Evil Hand of the Illuminati played its part in the defeat of the Economista's today at the 3G Picton Arena! Dumb and Dumber were mysteriously caught up in a Huddersfield Folk Festival that had all the hallmarks of the Wicker Man's Lord Summerisle's meddling ways! Maltby's wife was prevented from returning her car to hubby Mal in time for kickoff by a posse of lizard people in the middle of the road! But with only 9 men for the first half hour the Business School harnessed the power of the purple shellsuited GODHEAD that is David Icke to keep the score to O-O till the Power Ranger reinforcements arrived.
The First half saw Din and Karloff put their bodies on the line to prevent the predictable attacks from the Illuminati. Wallace spread his Exxon Valdez torso to prevent 3 clear cut chances for the Lizard people. The 9 caballeros battled for each other and grew into the game as Kev Carlisle played a sterling job leading the line, holding up the ball and winning his aerial battles. The Mighty Clag asleep on the curb under a towel before kick off put his Vegas nuptials behind him to turn on the tricks at left back. His opponent is still running in the opposite direction. Then the cavalry arrived and it was game on! The Duracell Bunny that is the Muzzman twisted and turned like a twisty turny thing on crystal meth. His interplay with Bibby Bibsta Bibs left Gaffer Hedges jealous but in Awe!! The Game was there for the taking but disaster struck when the Illuminati scored a goal on 43 minutes against the run of play. HALF TIME ILLUMINATI 1 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 0 !!
The 2nd half started brightly for the Business with Muzza picking out his wingman Gary Bibby again and again down the right hand side. Bibby then picked out Roberto as the passing football flowed like the bottles of Bud down Claggy's neck at Caesar's Palace. But for the third match running Calamity McLean threw the game as he upended Tyson Fury in the box for a obvious peno! ILLUMINATI 2 - BUSINESS 0 !!! But these post Brexit Financial Whizzkids never know when they are beaten. A Hedges freekick to Maltby nearly paid off and Brady had an a totally bodacious long range effort tipped over the bar. Wolfgang Gunther came on at centreback as Karloff resumed his natural position at centremid to start dictating the play. Muzza received the ball on the edge of the box and hit a wonder strike into the top corner to make it ILLUMINATI 2 - BUSINESS 1 !! The Business spent 15 minutes camped out in and around the Illuminati box but couldn't quite find the equaliser. Breakaways by the opposition led to goals 3 and 4 despite Wallace hevin a superb game in the onion bags. Bibby rounded off a knarly performance with a shot into the top right corner that outdid roommate Muzza's previous goal. But a late goal for the Alien Reptile Lifeforms meant .............. FINAL SCORE - ILLUMINATI 5 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 2 !!!!
CLAGSTA MAKES AN HONEST WOMAN OF MRS NAYLOR IN ELVIS THEMED WEDDING!!! JAKE 'BASTARD' NAYLOR'S DAYS OF PLAYGROUND BULLYING ARE OVER!!! MCLEAN REFUSES TO PLAY IN 85 PUND TRAINERS CLAIMING THEY ARE NIGHTCLUB WEAR!!! HEDGES CLAIMS ANKLE IS THE SIZE OF CONEY FUCKING ISLAND!!! WALLACE TO DONATE BEARD TO RSPB FOR NESTING WRENS!!!!