The Game was fought in Bootle but it could have been Kinshasa as The Business ROPE-A-DOPED Waterloo into a 5-3 VICTORY!!! Arsene Hedges commented after the game, "Fear is like fire, it can burn your house down, or it can cook your food,"
The Business started brightly despite the tardyness of Messrs Murray and Bibs!! The Mighty Clag started the passing out the back to Mitchell and Murrays feet as the Economista Bandidos outpassed and outmanouevered their opponents. Karloff at centre back was imperious floating like a Silver-washed Fritillary and stinging like a Bee!! Roberto up front was playing like a Colossus holding up everything in sight. A series of chances went begging and then calamity struck as Claggynuts Naylor had a Mclean Mental Meltdown to give away an obvious penalty. Wallace stood no chance - HALF TIME - WATERLOO 1 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!
In the second half 2 quick goals followed after a Birdman Brady fuckup and a clearly offside goal! WATERLOO 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!! Operation Zaire began and Waterloo Reaped the Whirlwind! THE BUSINESS BROUGHT DOWN A PLAGUE ON ALL THEIR HOUSES AND THEIR TAKEN INTO CARE CHILDRENS HOUSES!!! The Dilatory Laggard Gary BIBSTA Bibby finally got off the ropes and turned up right on schedule to head home at the back post from an inch perfect Byrnes cross!! WATERLOO 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 1 !! The fight back was on and the opposition looked more shaken than a Rose West Houseguest!! Farrer lashed out like Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre leaving his victims crying for their Mommas!! As always Wolfgang Gunther wanted a piece of that action and swung a haymaker at his opposite number while calling him a 'BITCH HOG!!' At one point the Waterloo's number 9's five year old son was verbally attacked by the Louche Lush McLean!! It was a FRENZY oot there !!! A Gunther lob led to a Byrnes backheaded goal as the goals came thick and fast!! The pick of the bunch came from a Murray lob as the punctually challenged Gary Bibsta volleyed a rocket reet into the back of the net!! WATERLOO 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 3 !! The bespectacled Myopia sufferers were dead on their feet!! All it needed was a knockout blow! It came as Murray slalomed his way though the defence and Byrnes met the ball as it came back off the post to fire Business into the lead! Waterloo were down and out !!!- ADRIAN!!!! ADRIAN!!!! Then In the Final Minutes Byrnes ran down the wing and cut into the box to shoot past the keeper at the near post!! BYRNES 3 - WATERLOO 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 5!! THE GREATEST COMEBACK SINCE THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!!!
MURRAY AND BIBBY FINED 3 WEEKS WAGES FOR SHODDY TIMEKEEPING!!! NAYLOR ADMITS TO WATCHING VIDEO NASTIES OF MCLEANS DEFENDING HIGHLIGHTS!! BIBBY AND HEDGES TO TIE THE KNOT IN CIVIL PARTNERSHIP CEREMONY!!! WALLACE OOT FOR REST OF SEASON WITH SPINAL SPONDILITIS!!!!
MANAGERS FILM RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK - ALOHA - featuring Emma Stone the greatest comedy actress of the age!! "In all its many forms, I've never found anything that beats fun."