Inter Menan 5 vs 0 Cayton

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The steven&rsquo;s show! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Danny Steven&rsquo;s pulled out a magical performance that David Blaine would have been proud of as he thumped in two goals and made another. In truth the Menanians performed to expert levels with a team of limping soldiers. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Stevens himself was nursing a sore groin from many hours in the bedroom with his love interest Daz Clough. Plumpton came in to the game with a sore little toe and did it no good whatsoever as he hopped around the pitch barking orders from the back line. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan were looking up for this one, in a game local sports writer Pete Spence had classed as &ldquo;Last Chance Saloon Time&rdquo; regarding their title aspirations. They were up and at there Cayton foes from the off as returning Menan hero; Dorey danced menacingly with his Vernon Kay style locks whistling in the factory smog. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Moorehouse collected a Cayton through ball and unleashed one of his own to set Stevens free. He did the rest with a competent finish that saw celebrations from the stands as his lover Clough hurdled the barrier for a quick smooch and touchy feely situation. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menan were buzzing, like a bee on ecstasy as Moorehouse fired home his first of the season in his departing appearance as he takes up the role of being under the thumb from now on every Tuesday. (Fag!). <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Ross in the Menan pipes showed why he&rsquo;s still in the top 65 Tuesday night keepers with an unreal diving gymnastic style save to deny Fryiers of Cayton who thought he had netted. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Menans superiority should have been tripled as Dorey hoisted a shot over the Pindar School end fencing much to the amusement of match official Bill Jones who let out a light hearted chuckle. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">The triple threat strike was soon to come as Stevo netted his 2nd of the contest, running clear after a Carter lay off and finishing smartly with his left foot. There were calls of potential toe bung; these calls were later denied by Stevo after the game. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Once again Ross showed why he holds the much coveted Menan no 1 jersey, and the reason wasn&rsquo;t the usual due to his goalie top being drenched in stella and urine. He produced not one, not 2 but 3 top drawer saves that left the Scottish glove wearer sporting a stonker for all to see! <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Carter finally got his act together and killed the game off as Cayton pushed for a way in to the game. The Herdsman was on hand to tap home after a good stop from the Cayton keeper. <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">&nbsp; <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="center">Carter hit his second and Menan&rsquo;s fifth in a game that will leave the supporters wondering if there really is that chance to lift the title this season? Can they climb above Eastfield FC and the Mighty Chris &ldquo;Messi&rdquo; Costigan&rsquo;s barmy army?......