Chapmans Motors 1 vs 3 Inter Menan

Patt'o' brings home the Bacon!!! <p style="text-align: center;">Please note this is the 2nd time i have had to write this out&nbsp; as i went in the bath with only the match sponsor to write to return and find the computer had crashed due to shitty wanky facebook!! <p style="text-align: center;">The Menanians continued their sparkling form with a victory to rival Tony Mccoys 300th Horse Winning Jump race. <p style="text-align: center;">Right from the off all our lads were switched on and up for the occasion. The atmosphere in the Pindar astro turf arena was as hot and enthralling as a Coronation Street Liam + Carla affair episode! <p style="text-align: center;">Several early chances were spurned by Menan as Egg'ed showed why hes Chapmans number one. The first goal arrived on 6 minutes as Plumpton battled his way to the ball before a simple swoosh of his left wand like foot set Dobson racing clear of the Chapmans back line. Dobson did the rest to take his tally 3 shy of the 20 goal mark. <p style="text-align: center;">Patterson arrived at tonights game a focused figure with a face of pure concentration as he looked to right the wrongs he made during the reverse fixture. The rumour mill that is the "Evening Blues" paper reported Patterson had become a broken man after his penalty miss and had spent many an afternoon at the Menanians training camp at Gallows Close looking to get himself ready for the Chapmans return&nbsp;game. Rumours of sleepless nights and a total lack of confidence looked far from the mark as he commanded the midfield like an Orc General in a Lord of the Rings movie! <p style="text-align: center;">Bambi was finding his goal under little threat from goalscoring action and spent most of the half concentrating on the Eastfield boys behind him who were playing "Rory Delap" throws to one another for fun! <p style="text-align: center;">After more good work by the Chapmans keeper and the Menanians looking to kill the game off early, the half time whistle was sounded by Marshall. <p style="text-align: center;">Half time 0 - 1 <p style="text-align: center;">Willans recent top form at the back was drawing plaudits from regional 6 a side specialist Gary Speed as he showed a determined and physical approach to the game. <p style="text-align: center;">Simon Rigg was making his return to the fold after an Anal Sex injury had forced him out for a number of weeks. His lengthy lay off almost cost the Menanians with some Titus Bramble style concentration, which almost let Chapmans in on goal on a couple of occasions. <p style="text-align: center;">The second goal came after 20 minutes as Patterson took down a loose ball before unleashing an unstopable drive that Matt Le Tissier himself would of been proud of, which will of certainly made him warm inside after his previous Chapmans misdermeaners! <p style="text-align: center;">The 3rd Menanian goal was always coming as the boys pushed on for more only to be denied by more top saves and wasted chances. The goal finally came with one of the Menanians best team moves of the season flowing from Horncastle played to Plumpton&nbsp;who dummied to Patterson, who released Dobson who returned the earlier assist favour back to Plumpton who did the rest. After turning towards goal Plumpton dropped the shoulder and nestled the ball calmly in the opposite side of the goal like a young Alan Shearer&nbsp;in his&nbsp;Southampton days!! <p style="text-align: center;">With the clock ticking down Bambi was feeling a semi-le'bone coming as a clean sheet was near when suddenly Simon "Bramble" Rigg had another lapse of concentration which released a Chapmans&nbsp;player 1 on 1 and making the score 3-1. <p style="text-align: center;">A strong swashbuckling desplay was how tonights match sponsors "Dobson's Ruslers" described tonights man of the match Jamie Patterson, as he buried the ghost of his Chapmans past which will hopefully be the end of his nightmares and bed wetting. <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;