Si Interior 0 vs 15 Inter Menan

Ball Fest in&nbsp;Me-Nans Interior!!! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Before performing my duties for this Inter Menan match report i would like to openly suggest as a team we show our support to the Si interior players by wearing green armbands and growing our hair long.&nbsp;This will hopefully&nbsp;show them they are not alone in this football world and keep them away from Valley Bridge!!! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">On a lighter note Inter Menan can only be described as going goal bonkers in a completely 1 sided game in which an un-named Menan player was quoted as saying "a group of 7 year olds could of given us a better game". <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Within the first 2 minutes the Menanians had raced to a 4 goal lead (YES 4!!!) with the Si Interior lads then making a tactical switch regarding their extremely poor goalkeeper. Unfortunately for them the new keeper faired even worse and may well receive beatings whilst at work tomorrow, which will be well deserved may i add. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">In a game which lacked any real sweat or hard work, yet vast amounts of goal hanging by Dobson and Plumpton, Menan Keeper Pratt sensationally picked up 3 assists. It was obvious the transfer window rumour of a big money move to The Royal Oak was not preying on Pratts mind as he remained focused and kept his 3rd consecutive clean sheet in a row, which is 84 minutes of pure clean-ness! The Menanians head coach will surely offer a new lucrative contract to deter the vultures with record wages being branded at 4 bags of Cheesey Wotsits and a packet of Skittles..... Will this be enough??? <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Dobson finished the mauling with a top scoring 5 goals and when asked about his goals he had this to say to our touchline reporter Gail Hailstorm "Yea take that Horny n DJ Collo u set of corpses, i is back with a bang, i say back with a bang yooor". "I knew i wud perform for my beloved Menan 2nite as ive been knuckling down to Mr Motivators strict new sporting diet of Rustlers and Spinners Kebabs, I just felt sharp out there kidda". <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Dj Collo kept up his goal festering record whilst his puppy love the J-Man notched his first goal for the club and afterwards had this emotional message to his fans "(sobbing) its for all you honkys out there, especially me main man DJ Collo, i could never av dun it wid out uze, it is a very emotional time 4 me an i just fink I gave summat special back to the Menan fanz 2nite" <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Plumpton finished the game with two goals taking him up to 6 for the season which upon leaving the field made him hot and flustered. It had nothing to do with Jacks cave man chest in the team showers, but he is now only 4 goals away from double figures for the season and keeping his promise of proposal to his girlfriend if this ever occurs..... So from this day forth i relinquish my hold as head penalty taker! <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">Dobson came away with the sponsors "Nigel Carson Presents - Stella Crusted Pizza!" man of the match&nbsp;award and was presented with a year long pass to any Nigel Carson Soccer Schools course, which he swiftly awarded to the Si Interior's Jesus look-alike as a token gesture. <p style="text-align: center;" align="center">With some tougher games approaching will the Menanians keep up their run of 30 goals in the last 3 games, will Bambi ever let in another goal? And is Jacks head really the diameter of a beachball? Hopefull next week shall bring us some answers.......